Sycorax Pine: Oh my god, D. I want these SO MUCH.

D: What are they?

Sycorax Pine: False eyelashes.  They're cut according to traditional Chinese motifs.  See, these are peonies.  And these are tiny horse heads!

D: Honey... [He leans in close, and whispers tenderly in my ear.] They're abominations.

On what occasion would I wear these, you might ask? The eyelash makes its own occasion, I'd reply, with a repressive glare and a flirtatious bat.