D:     

"Seriously: what's wrong with the country you live in?"

Sycorax Pine:     

"Canada? Nothing's wrong with Canada!"  [Pause.]  "Well, except for that oil sands thing in Alberta.  And, you know, the seal clubbing...."

D:     [interrupting impatiently, and in outraged tones] 

"A Calgary Hitmen hockey game had to be stopped when fans threw 23,096 teddy bears on the ice."

SP:     

"D, if your idea of the greatest degradation a nation can face is that they toss stuffed animals at the things they love, I think something's wrong with YOU."